The “Dear John (or Jane)” is alive and well my friends… just not in paper form anymore. Sadness.

I’m officially stating my love for digital dating and saying that if I have something important to say to you, I’ll do so in a digital format. Date? eVite. Special message? Facebook wall post. Updates on where I am to keep you from calling me? Twitter.

Have you ever been broken up with or broken up with someone in a funny or unconventional way? I once knew a guy that put a toy dump truck on his GF’s doorstep with a note. Another guy baked a cake in the shape of a phallus (look QuantumCat… I used it!). I know some of you out there have larger funny bones than others… show us.

Thank you technology for simplifying dating. Now I can get back to my real friends on the interwebs.

It also saves me from having to write, since I write like a 3 year old.